Friday, March 4, 2011

What's your excuse?

Why are you computer illiterate in 2011? You are too old? How old? 50, 60, 70? Sorry, no excuse at all. If you are over 75 in 2011, I'll excuse you.

So, here is what I judge you by, and accept or deny your excuse. If you are 75 in 2011, you were 60 or less in 1995 when Windows 95 was introduced in the market and most businesses and academic institutions were using computers for everyday businesses. You were still working, you were not already retired, you were not even considered a senior citizen. Why didn't you learn to use the computer then? Were you too busy playing golf, playing bingo, going to Las Vegas, and fucking around? Talking about fucking, even at this age you want to fuck and use Viagra, or Cialis, or Levitra to help you do that. So why can't you learn the basic use of computer and let your children or grandchildren help you do that? Because you are not interested in learning the computer and you try to gain everybody's sympathy on the grounds of being "old". You think you have have a good excuse.

Fuck you. You have no excuse at all. Go and learn how to use the computer or suffer. You don't deserve any sympathy.

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